Aliens Have Sent Us A Message

JasonMR — Sun, 03 Feb 2008 00:05:50 -0600

After humans displayed a high level of incompetence, by being unable to decipher their universal language, which took much effort to draw into cornfields, extra terrestial beings were forced to study the mass of human communication to find universal symbols even an imbecile as a human could understand.

Not much time had passed when their computers spat out a universal symbolic language human kind had developed on their own. And after much discussion in the intergalactic council, the aliens finally decided to leave a message on Mars. Not only were humans displaying an incredible interest in that planet, it would also serve as proof, that this was not just a prank by college students.

I am happy to report, we have received the message from [illegal^*] aliens.

.Happy Mars
Found on The Planetary Society. Image Credits: NASA, JPL, MSSS

^* : As of current legal status.

One Nation, One Vote, One Future

JasonMR — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 20:04:24 -0500

Sound arguments are impossible to refute. You can debate them, but don't you have better things to do, then spend precious time pondering issues which are out of your hand? Democracy is a farce, time to vote for the only way a country can be governed efficiently - Vote For Fascism!

The Do-Gooder Pest And Developmentalism

JasonMR — Mon, 02 Jul 2007 01:44:47 -0500

There is a pest crawling amongst us, and slowly taking a grip on our best and brightest - Developmentalism. It's just f@(7!ng mental. Those bloody do-gooders want to rape unexpected soles in developing countries from their chance to learn how hard it is, to start a business and with good fortune strike it rich. And even worse, they want to steal from them such valuable experiences as hunger, disease, and death. Our societies seem infested by people who believe, something should and can be done, when clearly nature has already devised the best mechanism for advancement to occur. Natural selection has already done its selection of ideologies. Determined Communism, Socialism, and Fascism to be dead, while leaving Capitalism as the sole surviver.

Misery is the best teacher, ask anyone who lives in depression. Only suffering can teach a human being, how to accumulate vast fortunes, how to build a villa, which mobile phone plan to select, what car best represents ones social status, how to survive in a world full of losers, how to drag yourself out of a miserable life, and how to just think positive. The depressed know, it's their own fault for living in a negative state of mind. If they would just think more positive.

Ideologies are easy to spot. As soon as someone who comes up with an idea going against mainstream beliefs, such as the holy invisible hand of free markets, and people start accepting such ideas, you are dealing with an evil ideology. One that needs to be fought by any means necessary. The status quo has served us all well in the past, and there is just no need to make changes to the way society operates. There never has been, nor ever will be a need. All that is required are freedom and free markets. As long as capital is free to be invested in free markets, any change of necessity will occur automagically. Only free markets can decide rightfully, how commodities such as steel, land, raw materials, ideas, and people, are best exploited for maximum gain, which obviously can only lead to the benefit of human kind in general.

Governments are useless. We have laws against rape and murder, to no avail as they still occur. If we only lived in a truly free world, if people could defend themselves with their weapon of choice, we would soon be rid of such nuisances. No more freeloaders, as the lazy will be taken care of by natural selection. It is disgusting having to argue and explain to the weak minded, why those people in poor countries are dieing. Are they blind? Those cunts are just dealing with consequences they brought upon themselves. If you can't solve a predicament you were born into on your own, stop looking for excuses and start fixing it. Only you can be blamed for not finding a way out. Reaching a helping hand, or even worse, asking for it, is nothing but an attempt at cheating life.

So to all those bleeding heart do-gooders, liberals, lefties, commies, socialists, and who else believes in an easy solution, shut the fuck up and get yourself a job or start a business. Life ain't easy, get over it. We have all had to struggle to get were we are, so stop trying to help others jumpt the queue in the line of life experience.

Inspired by The Ideology of Development, am exceptional piece of intellectual work.

Satire

Aliens Have Sent Us A Message

One Nation, One Vote, One Future

The Do-Gooder Pest And Developmentalism