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After humans displayed a high level of incompetence, by being unable to decipher their universal language, which took much effort to draw into cornfields, extra terrestial beings were forced to study the mass of human communication to find universal symbols even an imbecile as a human could understand.

Not much time had passed when their computers spat out a universal symbolic language human kind had developed on their own. And after much discussion in the intergalactic council, the aliens finally decided to leave a message on Mars. Not only were humans displaying an incredible interest in that planet, it would also serve as proof, that this was not just a prank by college students.

I am happy to report, we have received the message from [illegal^*] aliens.

.Happy Mars
Found on The Planetary Society. Image Credits: NASA, JPL, MSSS

^* : As of current legal status.

Sound arguments are impossible to refute. You can debate them, but don't you have better things to do, then spend precious time pondering issues which are out of your hand? Democracy is a farce, time to vote for the only way a country can be governed efficiently - Vote For Fascism!

There is a pest crawling amongst us, and slowly taking a grip on our best and brightest - Developmentalism. It's just f@(7!ng mental. Those bloody do-gooders want to rape unexpected soles in developing countries from their chance to learn how hard it is, to start a business and with good fortune strike it rich. And even worse, they want to steal from them such valuable experiences as hunger, disease, and death. Our societies seem infested by people who believe, something should and can be done, when clearly nature has already devised the best mechanism for advancement to occur. Natural selection has already done its selection of ideologies. Determined Communism, Socialism, and Fascism to be dead, while leaving Capitalism as the sole surviver.