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After humans displayed a high level of incompetence, by being unable to decipher their universal language, which took much effort to draw into cornfields, extra terrestial beings were forced to study the mass of human communication to find universal symbols even an imbecile as a human could understand.

Not much time had passed when their computers spat out a universal symbolic language human kind had developed on their own. And after much discussion in the intergalactic council, the aliens finally decided to leave a message on Mars. Not only were humans displaying an incredible interest in that planet, it would also serve as proof, that this was not just a prank by college students.

I am happy to report, we have received the message from [illegal^*] aliens.

.Happy Mars
Found on The Planetary Society. Image Credits: NASA, JPL, MSSS

^* : As of current legal status.